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I Saw Mommy Kicking Santa Claus

by Ann Hodgman

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Published by Penguin Group USA, Inc. in New York .
Written in


The Physical Object
FormatElectronic resource
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Open LibraryOL24272731M
ISBN 109781429506779, 9781429507400

  I saw Mommy kicking Santa Claus. I don't want to see the uncut version of anything. Marriage: unsafe at any speed. The children's hour after hour after hour. Confessions of a sea-lubber. What to do when your husband gives up smoking. Why Mommy can't read. Twiggy who? The poet and the peasants. My twenty-one minute shape-up : I Saw Mommy Kissin' Santa Claus feistypants. Single mother Anna is about to learn all about the Magic of Santa Claus with the help of her son, Eli. Notes: Another Christmas fic? There were two tiny hooves sticking out of a snow drift, kicking in an attempt to get free. He looked back towards the kitchen window nervously, knowing it was.

Misheard Lyrics-> Song-> I-> I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus. Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called page contains all the misheard lyrics for I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started .   Any Christmas film that comes with the seal of approval from the Pope of Trash himself, John Waters, is fine in our book. Originally titled You Better Watch Out, director Lewis Jackson decided to take the plot of the song I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus and take it to its psychotic logical conclusion. The film follows Harry, a low-level toy.

  Author of Beat That! Cookbook, My babysitter is a vampire, I saw mommy kicking Santa Claus, Skystars, Beat This! Cookbook, My Babysitter Bites Back, My babysitter has fangs, Dark music. He also made a private parody recording of "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" called "I Saw Mommy Screwing Santa Claus", which has unfortunately never seen the light of day. "Blue Christmas" (), first popularized by Ernest Tubb and Covered Up a decade later by Elvis Presley, is all about how miserable the holiday is going to be for the.


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You look like Mrs. Santa Claus in your reds. I 'm glad to see the Santa's pants bag is out and about. Danny is looking very festive, too.

The Christmas tree is wonderful and what a brilliant idea to put the gingerbread men in those little bags. Well done to you and Danny. The family festival looks like such fun. Doo. I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus. (Husband crashes through the front door) Husband: I Knew it.

That F**king Whore. (he storms out the door and slams it shut. Husband arrives at the North Pole at a igloo and enters by kicking the ice door open revealing a trio of eskimo brothers inside) Husband: Where is he.

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Robin was too busy talking about how great his son was to notice until the bowl landed on top of his head, pudding splattering. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring not even a mouse.

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